Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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