yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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