I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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