my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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