your room smells of hookers.
And success
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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