Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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