Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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