Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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