I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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