i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There are leaves in my underwear?
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