so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
His nipple licking is glorious
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