bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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