Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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