so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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