Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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