So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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