I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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