I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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