what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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