I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
