yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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