I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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