sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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