WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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