so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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