Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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