I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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