I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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