The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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