3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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