Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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