She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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