he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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