Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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