Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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