question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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