I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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