Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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