But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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