Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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