she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
This toilet bowl is my home.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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