you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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