My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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