"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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