Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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