Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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