Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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