Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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