Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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