on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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