Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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