Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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