Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
the raccoons are back...
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