I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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