Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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