By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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