dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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